CLR Advertisement: Teleprompter Script 1

“Hi, this Bob from Comically Loud Roofing, Inc. Are you the owner of a property in need of a new roof? Then give us a call and see what our service is all about! Sure, the other guys might have professional skills and years of experience. But they don’t have the Comically Loud Guarantee. We promise that our crack staff, lead by The Guy Who Lives Downstairs In Apartment 3, will perform their jobs for minimal pay but with maximum commotion. Have a tenant who works the night shift? We promise to start the job directly above his or her apartment no later than 8 AM! After all, who doesn’t like waking up to something that sounds like a dump truck full of nails and sandpaper being dragged across their ceiling? And for an additional $19.95, we’ll have our workers open the roof hatch that leads directly into your tenant’s bedroom closet and talk loudly about whether or not they’re allowed to climb down inside. So give us a call at Comically Loud Roofing! Your tenants won’t be satisfied, but you will!”